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When You Don’t Want To Be “The Woman of His Dreams”

When You Dont Want To Be The Woman of His Dreams   game of rape Meanwhile In America
Sent in by: Anonymous

Momma Always Said, Girls Were Made of “Sugar & Spice & Everything Nice” …

Momma Always Said, Girls Were Made of Sugar & Spice & Everything Nice ...   drunk white chick over toilet Meanwhile In America 559x590

… but she never told me my fiance would end up with her skirt hiked up to her assh*le, and her nose inches away from where thousands of bar-flies have dropped a deuce, on her “harmless girls’ night out”.

Sent in by: Kendra

California Dreamin’

California Dreamin   frozen illinois tundra sunbathing Meanwhile In America

Jus chillin …

“I Work 112 Hours a Week, Nigguh!”

I Work 112 Hours a Week, Nigguh!   giant coffee passed out at desk Meanwhile In AmericaThe biggest cup o’bean is always on Wednesday.

There aren’t enough jobs in America, I can’t get hired!
Meanwhile, companies make 1 employee work insane amounts of hours, instead of hiring 2 people and splitting the hours in half so two people can earn money instead of 1.

Here’s to all of the overworked, underpaid Americans… Happy Humpday!
*Raises cup of coffee in a toast*