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Help Us Caption This!

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We just couldn’t decide on the BEST caption for this photo, some of our caption ideas were:

  • “Wife / Girlfriend of the Year”
  • “FINE! Tell you friends I’ll marry you already!”
  • “Americans have their priorities right”

Some of DeShawn‘s captions:

  • “Bitch! I said Bud LIGHT!”
  • “You forgot the chicken wings wid dat? Bitch, git cho ass back out there and don’t come back til you got it straight!”
  • “The fuck you doin out there, get yo ass back in the kitchen!”
  • “BETTER not be sweatin too hard hoe, I need ALL of dat ass.”

The American Dream – Win Lotto, Find True Love With a Great Girl.

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(Tip to my “big-boned” bro: sign a pre-nup, and don’t get her preggers.)

The Ultimate “Walk of Shame”

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Sent in by: Harry Bollocks

  • For the gamblers, what is the Over/Under for the number of STD’s this creature has?
  • And for the straight guys: How many drinks before you’d hit it?

The Way to a Man’s Heart May be Through His Stomach, But the Way to a Woman’s Heart is …

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(A.K.A. “How To Score Women“)

… and yes, that beautiful chunk of poetic vomitry is a Meanwhile, In America original.